“Okay, kid, if you’re gonna join me on window duty, you gotta learn the rules. First, if it’s wearing a uniform, bark at it. If it’s a dog, bark at it. If it’s wearing a loud floral muu-muu and support stockings, that’s Grandma. We like Grandma.”
And yet all the other giraffes call me “Shorty.”
People, via NTMTOM
I just can’t see myself with anyone else.
GeoBeats / YouTube, via Karen F.
“(All right, just calm down. This is just for your license, it’s not going to hang in a museum. Be calm and casual, but don’t look like you’re trying to be calm and casual. Friendly, just a hint of a smile, aaaaaaannnnd…))
Basically, the response was “Heck no, I’m keeping him.”
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Andrew Y. shares TikTok user Elias Herrera and his cow Bruce.
