(Sure, mom says that I’m the goodest girl in the whole wide world, but how does she actually know? Did she look me up in some sort of global goodness index? Was there a fact-finding trip I’m not aware of?)
Is It Me? Is… It… Me?
Dogs
You’ve Gone Too Far, Grandma
Look, doing the loveseat I could understand. The entire sofa, even my favorite cushion at the end, I can deal with that. But I really need to put my paw down here.
Links: Aisle of Puppies
Stray dog visits dollar store, baby elephant mud bath, orange cat vibes, baby wombat Wednesday, and more.
This is the 397th strangest thing to happen in Dollar General.
Guy Finds A Stray Dog Inside Dollar General
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
Look, I’m blowing bubbles!
Beekse Bergen’s Youngest Elephant Calf Enjoys First Mud Bath
ZooBorns, via NTMTOM
A most welcome surprise.
Boyfriend Surprises Girl With A Rambunctious Foster Puppy
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
You’re feeling them right now, aren’t you?
Hashbrown the Kitten Has Serious ‘Orange Cat Vibes’
Cole & Marmalade, via NTMTOM
And finally: Baby Wombat Wednesday!
Super-secret Spy Stuff
Enemy agents are watching, so I must be brief. At exactly 3:33 tomorrow, you will approach our operative under the Eiffel Tower and attempt to tell a knock-knock joke. He will furnish you with a forged passport and one-way ticket. Once off the train, proceed to the nearest cafe and order a “gooseberry muffin, hold the poppy seeds.” You will be given a plain box containing an orb. You must bring this to the leader of the resistance, a man known only as The Tongue.
