“I am pretty low-key,” admits the Disney star, now enjoying a relaxing retirement in Costa Rica. “I think that’s what made playing the part so easy.” But he quickly notes the glumness was just an act. “I mean, if I was Debbie Downer in real life, could I get all these cute babes? (Ooh, scratch a little lower, love. Cheers.)”
That’ll do, Cheryl S.
“I’m real sorry for all the trouble I caused. That guy I kicked through the bar window, and all the tables I smashed up, I’m sorry about that. And Mabel’s China Shop next door. And Snyder’s House of Historically Important Ceramics across the street. And the Emporium of Dangerous Unmixable Chemicals in Flimsy Glass Vials next to that, and…”
U.S. Policeman Detains Donkey, smashmitted by Arne.