Links: It’s Actually a Funny Story…

Funny pet stories, otters move to Georgia, girl gets a donkey — all that and more in today’s links.

And finally: The “More Pets, Please” Signal

Message received, more pets incoming! (via Arne)

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Links: Mirror, Mirror

And finally: See-Saw Solo

It’s tough when you go to the park by yourself and want to play on the teeter-totter. But it’s a cinch for this chinch. (from Andrew Y. via SoraNews24)

https://twitter.com/soccerchu58/status/1053622428121817088

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Redoooooooooooooooonkulous!

The Center for Unethical Science in association with Prospector Pete’s Pack Mules, Inc. are pleased to announce the availability of the new “stretch” model donkey, capable of carrying entire bales of hay, the contents of a two-bedroom home, or with the optional hot tub and bar, a Las Vegas bachelor party.

AKA jackasses on a jackass. (Imgur)
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Time to Do the Dishes, Tiny Tim

If you have one of those older dishwashers, you know the drill: You have to wash the dishes before they go into the dishwasher. But not as long as Tiny Tim the miniature donkey is on the job to lick the dishes clean! “Why do I bother with a rinse?” laments Tiny’s mom.

Why indeed, Paul P.?

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