Links: One-Ton Tongue

And finally: Dad, Wait Up!

https://twitter.com/barstoolhrtland/status/981149353581731840

via Andrew Y.

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A Tunnel o’ Fun

Riot the Fox loves to play with his dog buddies in the back yard, because Riot has a secret weapon: a tunnel that helps him win at hide-and-seek over and over again.

Via Phred’s Mom, seeker (and finder) of cool videos.

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Outfoxed

Creeping silently, the wily fox hunts its prey, the helpless and innocent bunny rabbit. Driven by its ravenous hunger, the cunning fox must rely upon its keen eyesight and sense of smell to locate the small defenseless creature and devour it without mercy. Its senses tingle; it knows the rabbit is near. And with a sudden burst of speed, the beast attacks!

This gruesome spectacle was witnessed by Andrew Y. (appropriate sound effect)

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Mac Attack

“Oh good, you’re… you’re back. I was hoping you would come soon because… ah… there were some birds eating your mac and cheese. Um, a lot of birds, about ten birds, and I thought to myself ‘Myron,’ (that’s my name, Myron) ‘that nice lady is going to be upset when she comes back and sees that twenty birds ate her mac and cheese.’ So I ate them. All thirty of them. So I’m totally full now, and definitely not eating your mac and cheese.”

“Well-p, look at the time. Think I’ll have a lie-down, digest all these birds.”

What a selfless upstanding citizen, Sharon H.

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