Fox Out

“Welcome, Mr. Fox. The first thing you may have noticed about our little prison is that there are no guards. That is because they are not needed. This facility is completely escape-proof, with each cell tailored to the limitations of each prisoner. You may notice, for example, that yours includes a ladder to freedom. Sheer folly, one might think, but since you are unable to grip its bars, merely a harmless decoration. Get used to its mocking presence, Mr. Fox, for you will be looking at that ladder for a very long ti–oh for Pete’s sake!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO3Fusm-iKI&rel=0&showinfo=0

Never try to outfox a fox, Cheryl S.

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And They Just Give You the Food?

“They just put it in a bowl in front of you? You don’t have to chase it or anything? Oh, and tell me again about the dog bed — is it really soft? I’ll bet it’s really soft, am I right? Dude, you have got the sweetest setup ever! Can I get in on this? Did you have to pay anything?”

Well, there was that one trip to the vet where I came back a little lighter…

Via Imgur.

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Fennec Fox — Now in Kit Form!

Australia’s Taronga Zoo welcomes a little bundle of joy: a fennec fox kit. According to ZooBorns, the fennec fox is the smallest fox species, so the newborn is super cute. Born on December 3, the kit has only begun to wander out into the enclosure, under the watchful eyes of its mother and father.

I can definitely hear you going “awwwww.”

And the little baby is keeping mom and dad extra busy:

Thanks to sender-inner Arne.

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StopItYerKillingMe!

OOH HOO HOO HEE HEE THAT’S HILARIOUS HA HA HA HA QUITIT THAT TICKLES HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO I LOVE MY CHICKEN HAR HAR HAR… HEE… HOO HEE… (contented sigh)

My sides hurt from just watching that, Murray C. (via Reshareworthy. This is a rescued black fox, and according to its owner all the “laughing” noises indicate happiness.)

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