Planking is a useful pre- or post-workout exercise for limbering up many muscle groups, such as the gluteus floofeus and the tailius waggius.

Planking is a useful pre- or post-workout exercise for limbering up many muscle groups, such as the gluteus floofeus and the tailius waggius.
Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
Trying to steal a bed from a dog who can fit your whole head in his mouth can be risky — unless the dog is a pushover like Buddy.
Buddy the golden retriever has to babysit a pair of puppies. At first, he just wants to nap in peace, but the playful pups just won’t let up.