Beatrice held her breath. Behind her she could hear the killer creep through the door, his footsteps barely audible on the soft carpet. Within moments he would find her, and her only hope of survival lay in her ability to impersonate an apple.
Stella Doo, by moriza, licensed under CC BY 2.0
I have your test results, Mr. Plushisarus, and I’m not going to sugar-coat things. In all my years treating stuffed animals, I’ve never seen an instance this severe. I’m afraid you have a terminal case of… hamster.
Surgically submitted by Andrew Y.
Yes, sneefing is involved.
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
Dana D. shares this unusual eating contest.
This is my favorite sushi place, because they give me such big portions! Now, where’s my server with the sake I ordered.
today's menu: Sushi, by L's pets & stuff, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
