Trying to steal a bed from a dog who can fit your whole head in his mouth can be risky — unless the dog is a pushover like Buddy.
Interspecies Chompening
I’m Not Horsing Around Here!
I am a vicious hungry tiger and you are my helpless prey! (nnghh!) It is useless to struggle, I have you completely overpowered! (hhrrrgh!) Now are you going to accept your horrific destiny or do I have to break out the karate? (grrrth!)
Count Catula
Rousing from his eternal slumber, the dreaded vampire seeks his next victim. Driven by the hunger of a thousand years, the pathetic undead creature must feast nightly on the blood of the innocent to quell his eternal torment. Seeing a wayward traveler passing through the woods, the fiend strikes without warning! CHOMP!
My favorite part of the whole movie, Sharon H.