Kittens

Tongue-twisted Tuesday

May 13, 2025May 13, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Of all the greats in professional championship spitting, one name stands above all others: Sherman “Sure-shot” Ptooey, whose unique curled tongue method gave him 98.2 percent accuracy.

Cat opens its mouth to reveal a curled tongue that looks something like a funnel. — It kind of works like a funnel.

Tippi, by domfell, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Purrdy Takes the Plunge

May 12, 2025May 12, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

A white long hair kitten emerges from a purple cat carrier with the name Purrdy on it in gold letters

Purrdy, the new cat of the Girl With the Dogs, is about to discover that there’s a downside to being adopted by a pet groomer: monthly baths.

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Memo From Planetary Maintenance

May 12, 2025May 12, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike14 Comments

As you may know, Planetary Maintenance has recently been placed under the auspices of the newly-created Department of Global Efficiency, which has installed a number of firmware updates. One such update appears to have reverted all complex systems of reproduction back to their single-cell methods. We are working to correct the matter.