Kittens

Santa’s Sack o’ Links

Not That Mike The Other Mike23 Comments

headline for email

Moodolpf the wet-nosed reindeer

Hilariously Adorable Animals To Fill You With Cheer This Christmas

Bored Panda, via NTMTOM

Wow, these new Hallmark ornaments are lifelike!

Family Pick Out Christmas Tree, Then Hear a Helpless ‘Meow’ Inside

Newsweek, via A9

I love it, it’s perfect!

Folks Donate Toys To Shelter, Get Video Of Pups Picking Gifts

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This is the only place for a star like me!

Owl flew through chimney and perched on Christmas tree

Washington Post, via Karen P.

But not the Chuck Jones version, so we have to deduct points.

Senior Cat Loves Watching The Grinch on Repeat

People, via Andrew Y.

And finally: The Best Defense

… is apparently not this fence, as we see in this video found by Tara O.

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ROBOCAT!

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

In the ever-escalating struggle of cats against dogs, will technology tip the balance? Unable to counter the dog’s speed or strength, cats have developed Anti-Doggo Omnidirectional Robot Cat (aDORC), which can withstand a bite force of 200 PSI, launch distracting tennis balls at a rate of five per second, and comes equipped with a high-frequency transmitter that can broadcast “It’s time for your bath” that only dogs can hear.

Cat sits inside robot suit made from cardboard boxes. At the base of the suit, another cat reaches inside.
“OK, I rewired the lateral servo mechanism. Try it now.”

With such fearsome weaponry, the cats hope to turn the tide of the battle and bring about lasting peace… if they can figure out how to turn it on.

Cat sits inside robot suit made from cardboard boxes. At the base of the suit, another cat reaches inside.
“Well, dang, maybe it’s got a bad motivator…” (Ecchs)
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Links: Two for the Road

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A kiss for luck and we’re on our way.

Dog Finally Enjoying Life Again, Thanks To Her New Best Friend

Bored Panda, via NTMTOM

Just doing some last-minute holiday shopping.

Deer Drops By Gift Shop — Then Comes Back Later With Her Kids

Hasan Jasim, via Arne

I don’t know, it’s a big step…

Scared Stray Cat Makes First Steps Into His Forever Home

Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via NTMTOM

And finally: Stable Friendship

Murray C. shares these two barnyard buddies.

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If They Fits, I Sits

Not That Mike The Other Mike15 Comments

If they interlock, I sit and block. If they’re jigsaw-cut, I rest my butt. If they interconnect, I sit and reflect. If they form a nice scene, I remain here serene. If they come in pieces, my stay never ceases. If they’re not put together, I stay here forever.

Cat with dark striped fur sits in a box containing jigsaw puzzle pieces.
Look, just be grateful I’m not using this as a cat box.

"You didn't really need this box anymore, now did you Human?", by andymiccone, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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