You have no idea what it’s like for a koala! We eat nothing but eucalyptus! Every day it’s Eucalyptus Crunchies for breakfast, eucalyptus sandwiches for lunch, and for dinner it’s either eucalyptus casserole or pan-fried eucalyptus with eucalyptus soup for starters and a eucalyptus salad with eucalyptus dressing!
Please don’t make me go back with mom! I want pizza!
Maybe we could bring him take-out, Murray C.