The disguise worked like a charm. Everyone overlooked me as I waited under the Christmas tree. I was struggling to stay awake when… he appeared, with the red suit and the sack of toys, just like I imagined. Then she crept up to him, and that’s when it got weird: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
I think we’ve heard enough, Andrew Y.
Rudork the wet-nosed reindeer.
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
(Hey, if it keeps ME out of the cage I’m good with it.)
Sad and Useless, via NTMTOM
A dirt bike! No, socks! A set of encyclopedias! What!
The Dodo / YouTube, via A9
Murray C. shares a howling holiday husky, and as a bonus here’s the perfect thing to do with that singing Christmas card.
Each Christmas, millions of homes are visited by Santa Claus and his eight tiny reindeer. But blessed and rare indeed is the home to marvel in the presence of the most magical Christmas creature of them all, Abercrombie the Mutant Catdeer.
How does he get those things down the chimney, Andrew Y.?
And the angel said unto them 'No more tears...'
Paw My Gosh, via Cheryl S.
Actually, I was afraid she'd throw out the box.
The Dodo, via Andrew Y.
There was no room at the shelter.
DNAinfo, via NTMTOM
We're under the MISS-letoe! *SMOOCH*
Twitter, via Andrew Y.
Why just get into the spirit when you can transcend it? (via Erin U.)
