If you must venture through the forest this All Hallow’s Eve, step ye briskly and light, for a spirit haunts these woods with a vengeance like none other. Some say he was a Hessian mercenary beheaded for treason; others believe he was a daring Lothario murdered by a jealous husband. Believe what ye like, but know this: He can never leave these cursed woods until he reclaims what was taken, or a reasonable facsimile. So beware, lest ye feel the blade of… The Headless Mongoose!
Via Christian Science Monitor and submitterated by AJ.