Descending into his secret underground lair, Kit Mifkins approaches the Orb of Energy. He does not know how this strange device came to Earth, or why it chose him alone to grant its awesome strength. All he knows is that when he touches its pulsating surface, he gains the Pink Paw-pads of Power!
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Now, Chloe, do you see what you did wrong? You wore “Passion Pink” but that shade only works if you’re a “winter”! You’re a “summer,” Chloe! Get it right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3zD0qdzazY&rel=0
How can they resist when it’s so dee-lee-shous, Murray C.?
Hmm, inter-bean spacing is optimal… slight asymmetrical irregularity in left paw, but within acceptable parameters… You have sub-microscopic dirt particles on pads three, four, and seven; please obsessively lick these clean for ten minutes and then proceed to jingle-ball agility testing. That is all.
We’ve bean dying for toebeans, Mariana P. Via Imgur.
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