It’s Friday the thirteenth, so this is a good moment to remind everyone that black cats aren’t evil or scary, they’re as sweet and cuddly as any other type of cat. They want what any cat wants: belly rubs and chin scritchies, curling up for naps, chasing string or a squeaky mouse, and enjoying delicious food so they can grow big and strong and tear you to ribbons because what you have there, sport, is a black panther cub.