Hamster Care Tips

With proper care and diet, hamsters make charming and rewarding pets. However, it is important to pay special attention to their unique habitat needs. Hamsters are naturally sarcastic animals and love to playfully taunt their owners, so make sure your hamster enclosure contains several conveniently-placed “nyeah holes.”

HAMSTER
NEEEEEYYYEEEAAAAAHHH!!! (Flickr)
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Fowl Play

With the arrival of spring, ducks return to ponds — and so too does a particularly insidious breed of larcenous fiend: the duckling thief. Driven by their uncontrollable desire for cuteness, these sinister shoplifters will stop at nothing to get their “five-feather discount.” So if you see any suspicious people with peeping noises coming from their pockets, notify police immediately!

duckling in pocket
Sir, do you have a receipt for that duckling? (Twitter)
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Links: Cracked in the Head

Squirrel photo winners, cats in art history, owl adopts duck, and parrots get busy, in today’s extra-large links.

And finally: Current Mood

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