To achieve Pink Consciousness, my pupil, you must think pink. Clear your mind of negative thoughts and focus on pinkness. Cotton candy. Bubble gum. A nice medium rare steak.
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!
Pups
Links: Cat Chaos
I didn’t even float! Stupid clown LIED to me!
Pit Bull Reunites with Family After Disappearing into Storm Drain
People, via NTMTOM
It takes a village to raise a child.
Watch: Rare moment sperm whales help newborn to swim
AP News, via Karen F.
And finally: Meals on Wheels
Cats are so domesticated that now the food tracks them down. (via Andrew Y.)
The Trickle-Down Theory
According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
I Found the Pirate Treasure!
It’s exactly where they said it would be! Just six paces from the coconut tree, then turn nineteen degrees left, then… wait, was it nineteen paces from the palm tree, then six feet due north… well, dang.
