“Okay, kid, if you’re gonna join me on window duty, you gotta learn the rules. First, if it’s wearing a uniform, bark at it. If it’s a dog, bark at it. If it’s wearing a loud floral muu-muu and support stockings, that’s Grandma. We like Grandma.”
Everyone remembers Stella, the leaf-leaping dog, right? Well, a couple of years back, Stella’s humans brought home a new puppy. But this wasn’t an ordinary puppy, it was one of those pink, bald, babbling human puppies. It was a baby, and baby, did it love to talk. Now, thanks to the miracle of Duolingo for Babies, we can understand what Stella’s new puppy was trying to say. Stella, unfortunately, still can’t. (via Murray C.)
The most important factor in training a human is to start the process as early as possible, ideally before they enter the unruly post-toddler phase. In this video, we see crate training used to teach a young human to play fetch.
They’ll own that kid for life, Cheryl S.
Every baby needs a nanny as sweet and gentle as Wooyoo, a fluffy white Samoyed dog with a gentle disposition and a loving, licking tongue. But Wooyoo isn’t in it just for love, because as the baby grows up, Wooyoo teaches her the most important life lesson a dog can impart: Always share your treats with your furry friends. (via Andrew Y.)