“I love seeing all you sheep! I get the best sheep at my rallies, they’re yuuge! The rallies, I mean, not the sheep. Well, the sheep too, but it’s OK because you’re all gonna get fleeced, and then you’re gonna feel great. So much lighter. You’re gonna get bored from all the fleecing, that’s how much I’m gonna fleece you. Now let’s all chant the call-and-response loyalty oath.”
https://youtu.be/QcE5aDTszrY?end=62&rel=0
Submitterated by loyal campaign worker Thérèse B.
Those glamorous sheep over there
Are resplendent in curly white hair
But of their wee faces
We can find no traces
So it might be wise if you not stare
Via Imgur and sender-inner John B.
What’s the dial with these sheep? Are they in the rotary club? If I shear them, does that make me a cord cutter? If I said they reminded me of some other scary sheep featured on this site, would that be a ba-a-a-a-ad connection, or just my personal hangup?
Those sheep look so real, Ginette C., they’re almost dead ringers. (art installation by Jean Luc Cornec.)
This is it, pal! You’re about to get a major head-butting! Hope you stocked up on aspirin, Elsie, ’cause you’re going to be feeling this one all week! I’m backing up to reach full ramming speed, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… just kidding.
I love a sheep with a sense of humor, Christine.