I’m going to remember this. One moment I was splashing and rolling in the mud, living my best life, and the next you put me in this tub and scrubbed it all away. But some things don’t wash off so easily, do they? Like betrayal. Like anger. Like… vengeance.
Breaking — The world of paleontology has been rocked by a controversial new discovery: puffasaurus rex, a previously unknown species who may have domesticated dogs millions of years before humans.
Sounds like nothing but hot air, Andrew Y.
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Hope it comes with a crowbar, Andrew Y.