My human brought me to her office, but this isn’t at all what I expected. Everyone’s just staring at screens and poking buttons and no one’s paying attention to me!

My human brought me to her office, but this isn’t at all what I expected. Everyone’s just staring at screens and poking buttons and no one’s paying attention to me!
Yeah, I was once in your place, getting hugs and kisses and being called “Fuzzy Wuzzy Pupper Wupper.” Now my name is “Move, I Wanna Sit Here.” Take my advice: soak up that love while you’re small, sweetheart.