Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy riding the swan boats at the park. But they just steer themselves in random directions. It’s like they had a mind of their own.
Swans
The Usual Suspect
“Listen up, ya lousy screws, you ain’t getting so much as a honk outta me, y’unnerstan’? I know my rights! So either book me or cook me, ’cause I ain’t stickin’ my neck out!”
That’s no stool pigeon, Sharon H.
Swan Song
Upcoming Events: This coming Thursday at 7 PM, the Cutetropolis Concert Hall will host a performance of traditional music performed by the Royal Scottish Swanpipe Band.
It’s just the one swan actually, Andrew Y.
Two Heads Are Weirder Than One
It’s true: we swans mate for life. As soon as I met my soulmate — BAM! — I just knew she was the one for me. And from that point on, she became my whole world, my everything. No matter where I go, she’s always on my mind.