According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!

You are now free to blep about the cabin.

via Andrew Y.
Looks like someone ate a batch of bad bamboo.
