thide-eye noun: A side-eye combined with a pthhhthhptt for added dismissive effect.

Raspberries, by billac, licensed under CC BY 2.0
thide-eye noun: A side-eye combined with a pthhhthhptt for added dismissive effect.

Raspberries, by billac, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Andrew Y. shares what has to be at the most relaxing shampoo ever.
According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

It’s okay if you are, I’m just curious. I’m just saying, that’s a really big portion, is all. Be a shame to throw it away if you can’t finish it, but it’s really no big de — please in the name of all that is decent give me some of your ice cream!
