“The Claw is our master! The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay!” OK, maybe that’s how it works in the original Toy Story, but in this claw machine, one of the prizes is quite comfortable right where she is, thank you very much.
via Gigi the cat lady
Come closer. Closer to the mirror. Who is this handsome creature who stands before you? See how he mimics your every move; is that tribute, or mocking? Examine him as you will, but do not linger — lest you become the reflection. (watch to the end, and brace yourself.)
“You want me to say mama? I can say mama! What do you want me to say? I really need this gig, what do I gotta do? Is there a script or do I just wing it? Never mind the kid, he can’t even remember his line! C’mon, work with me here!”
via Ed C.
I feel so... oh, you know.
Insider, via Faye
I can quit anytime I want, I swear.
Bored Panda, via N. Fritz
Science Alert, via Elizabeth G. and Gigi the cat lady
I think the box won, Eve.
