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Nature’s Majestic Mountaineers

Not That Mike The Other Mike15 Comments

Of all the animals who brave death to conquer inhospitable terrain, none are more majestic and inspiring than the Wild Alpine Ibex. These nimble mountain goats, shaped by eons of evolutionary forces, scale sheer cliffs that would send even the most experienced mountaineer plummeting to his doom. These are natural-born climbers, Steve, destined to stand above all others, Steve, so why can’t you put my supper dish up here so I can eat as nature intended? Huh, Steve? Why not, Steve?

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Not That Mike The Other Mike29 Comments

“Honest, I have no idea how this happened. Last thing I remember, I was texting my friend who told me this cool song was on the radio so I was trying to find the station while reading Facebook on my laptop when suddenly there was this squirrel…”

“Also, I have to check the hibachi every few minutes…”

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