But I'm disappointed the penalty did not involve some sort of public flogging.
BBC, via Me
And then they jumped into a swimming pool full of squeaky toys.
Daily Mail, via Andrew Y.
And I'm not at all interested in how much wood I could chuck, so stop asking.
The Dodo, via Waterdragon
"You're supposed to turn it over! It's a metaphor!"
Metro, via Paul P.
It's so cozy here!
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
And finally: Can He Do It?
He did it!
And Amy F. submitterated it!
You already voted!