Oh yes I would, ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!

Woodpecker attacks cars in Massachusetts neighborhood

CBS News, via Elizabeth G.

‘Tornado tortoise’ reunited with its family a month after deadly US storms

The Guardian, via NTMTOM

But the space people said they’d meet me here!

Pet Dog Rescued from 2-Story Roof After Climbing Out an Open Window

People, via NTMTOM

And finally: Pick-up Artist

Andrew Y. shares a little pick-me-up for your morning.

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