Shout-out to Debra for her subscription (Update: Meagan too!)! I’m so happy I could incubate a sprinkler! (I know that doesn’t make sense now, but it’s all a part of my master plan to make my mark on language by injecting strange phrases into the vernacular until one catches on. Someday, people everywhere will be saying “I’m so happy I could incubate a sprinkler!” and I’ll get the credit!)
My place in culture is assured, and I owe it all to sender-inner Tamara.