I’ve Made an Oss of Myself, Assifer

“I’m real sorry for all the trouble I caused. That guy I kicked through the bar window, and all the tables I smashed up, I’m sorry about that. And Mabel’s China Shop next door. And Snyder’s House of Historically Important Ceramics across the street. And the Emporium of Dangerous Unmixable Chemicals in Flimsy Glass Vials next to that, and…”

“So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.”

U.S. Policeman Detains Donkey, smashmitted by Arne.

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15 thoughts on “I’ve Made an Oss of Myself, Assifer

  1. bunnylove50 December 2, 2015 / 11:29 am

    You certainly rock with words: flimsy! Love it! 🙂

  2. Faye December 2, 2015 / 11:30 am

    I bet that’s not the first sorry ass the officer has had to transport. Flimsy glass vials… Omgosh.

  3. Alison December 2, 2015 / 12:21 pm

    I’m not sure that’s what the boss meant when he said to haul your a** down to the station.

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 2, 2015 / 12:59 pm

      Ba-ZING!!! 😀 😀 😀

      (FYI, this site doesn’t have a list of “bad words” that trigger moderation.)

      • Kar December 2, 2015 / 1:23 pm


        • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 2, 2015 / 1:39 pm

          Hmn, I’m not really convinced that I’m going to need a “bad words” list. If there was a commenter using bad words purely to offend, I’d sooner ban that user.

          • AuntieM1996 December 2, 2015 / 3:05 pm

            But the Mod Lounge was a fun place to congregate…unless, are you telling me? Is there a stash of libations and scrumptious snacks available to *all* who comment, not just the ones who know where to look? Really? Please make mine three fingers of Buffalo Trace bourbon, neat, please.

  4. Catwhisperer December 2, 2015 / 12:50 pm

    “Oh, geez – I think I gotta barf… Nope. I’m OK now.”

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 2, 2015 / 1:00 pm

      Heh, heh, heh… considering the position of poor donkey’s head, that was the perfect “Fargo” quote and now I wish I’d used that in the hovertext instead. 🙂

      • AuntieM1996 December 2, 2015 / 3:07 pm

        Having lived with similar creatures, I don’t think barfing is on the docket, but there will be teeth marks on that door. Guaranteed!

  5. Kar December 2, 2015 / 1:26 pm

    Awww. Donkey fur is so soft. I bet those ears are like velvet.

    I don’t know why the name Norman Police is funny. I guess because I thought it read Normal Police at first glance. As opposed to the Abnormal Police. That’s Abby Normal between friends.

    • Haha December 2, 2015 / 3:00 pm

      But when the door is open it is Normal ice as opposed to…..

      • Faye December 2, 2015 / 4:28 pm

        Abnormal Ice. Great name for a heavy metal band. Or a fantastic mixed drinks ingredient. I’ll have that with abnormal ice, please.

        • Kar December 2, 2015 / 7:45 pm

          For some reason I’m thinking that involves Jaegermeister/grain alcohol/absinthe in a mug of ice.

          Need to serve that in the mod lounge/

          • Faye December 2, 2015 / 9:36 pm


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