Hello, I’m Bailey, and I’m a kitten sneefer. (Group: Hi, Bailey!) Whenever I see kittens, I has to sneefs them. I can stop whenever I want to, I just don’t want to!
Confessions of a Kitten Sneefer
The Fiend at the Flap
Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.
Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Links: Odd, I Didn’t Think Helicopters Flew Upside Down
The dog. The myth. The legend.
Dachshund Survived 16 Months on Australian Island, Still Evading Rescuers
Smithsonian, via AJ
Content note: Image of predators eating prey
Horse and riders rescue a baby zebra in Botswana, Africa
YouTube, via Skimpy
And finally: Wrestling Wombat
I’m On a Roll
This is my favorite sushi place, because they give me such big portions! Now, where’s my server with the sake I ordered.
today's menu: Sushi, by L's pets & stuff, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)