Confessions of a Kitten Sneefer

Hello, I’m Bailey, and I’m a kitten sneefer. (Group: Hi, Bailey!) Whenever I see kittens, I has to sneefs them. I can stop whenever I want to, I just don’t want to!

Golden retriever dog looks at a mother cat nursing her kittens
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The Fiend at the Flap

Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.

the face of a cat seen through a clear plastic cat door.
Look, I’m not a details guy, all right?

Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Links: Odd, I Didn’t Think Helicopters Flew Upside Down

Rhinoceros being transported upside down

And finally: Wrestling Wombat

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