An endless void can be a great addition to your home, providing a useful way to dispose of household trash, table scraps, and incriminating documents. Although you may be tempted to scream into your void, please avoid this as they find it distressing. To keep your void happy and healthy, feed it dark matter once in awhile.

The void eats food ๐ค pic.twitter.com/STK06fWiO1
— cats with threatening auras ๐น (@catshealdeprsn) September 8, 2025
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