Hello, I’m Bailey, and I’m a kitten sneefer. (Group: Hi, Bailey!) Whenever I see kittens, I has to sneefs them. I can stop whenever I want to, I just don’t want to!

Hello, I’m Bailey, and I’m a kitten sneefer. (Group: Hi, Bailey!) Whenever I see kittens, I has to sneefs them. I can stop whenever I want to, I just don’t want to!
Look at them. The oblivious fools. Day after day they walk past my front door, blissfully unaware of the horrors I shall someday wreak upon them. The jogger with her little headphones. Those kids on their bicycles. That dog who just has to sniff every — single — thing. Soon they’ll pay. They’ll all pay. I’m not sure for what yet. Still working on that bit.
Through the cat flap, by hasor, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Smithsonian, via AJ
YouTube, via Skimpy
This is my favorite sushi place, because they give me such big portions! Now, where’s my server with the sake I ordered.
today's menu: Sushi, by L's pets & stuff, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)