15 thoughts on “Oh Stewardess? I Speak Spam

  1. Saffron December 29, 2015 / 4:31 pm

    Chump don’t want no spam, chump don’t get no spam. 😀

  2. Deb December 29, 2015 / 4:50 pm

    Blogwalking Murah. Yikes!

  3. Mr. Max December 29, 2015 / 5:16 pm

    I really need to learn not to go on this website with a mouthful of coffee: it ends up splattered all over the keyboard from laughter!

    I ove the “Airplane” reference and your comment. Freakin’ hilarious! Thanks!.

  4. Smartypants December 29, 2015 / 5:47 pm

    I know it always pleasure me to hit the nail upon the top!

  5. allein December 29, 2015 / 6:25 pm

    No offense, NOMTOM, but if this blog turns into you pleasuring yourself, I might have to leave.

    (Oh, who am I kidding.) 😛

  6. Kay Fabe December 29, 2015 / 8:53 pm

    “I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.”

    • Faye December 30, 2015 / 1:31 pm

      I’d like to imagine we are all fully clothed and at work.

  7. Faye December 29, 2015 / 9:02 pm

    My future epitaph: she defined out the whole thing without having side effect. “I go into the flow.”

  8. birdcage December 30, 2015 / 9:25 am

    These “Conversations with Spambots / E-mericans” are one of the best things, in my humble opinion, about NOMTOM’s website.

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    • Not That Mike The Other Mike December 30, 2015 / 7:59 pm

      I am so glad you posted this, spambot, because I’ve been looking for a way to weed out some of the duplicate noises from my collection, so let’s make a deal. If you have “ten thousand china plates being sucked into a jet engine” I would be willing to trade two copies of “endless bowling balls falling onto a dozen tympani” or three “plummeting elevator full of screaming Justin Bieber fans.” Let me know. I also have “penguins gargling,” if you’re into that.

  10. Mamabear December 30, 2015 / 7:58 pm

    Jive ass dude ain’t got no brains…anyhow!

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    • Not That Mike The Other Mike January 4, 2016 / 8:51 am

      Just for the record, folks, I present these messages exactly as I get them. I don’t edit so much as a letter.

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