Kitten XKZ-3327, Please Report to Toebean Inspection

Hmm, inter-bean spacing is optimal… slight asymmetrical irregularity in left paw, but within acceptable parameters… You have sub-microscopic dirt particles on pads three, four, and seven; please obsessively lick these clean for ten minutes and then proceed to jingle-ball agility testing. That is all.


We’ve bean dying for toebeans, Mariana P. Via Imgur.

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21 thoughts on “Kitten XKZ-3327, Please Report to Toebean Inspection

  1. allein February 10, 2016 / 10:12 am

    On Wednesdays we are pink!

  2. Brouhaha February 10, 2016 / 10:28 am

    that is a dainty morsel which belongs in my mouf.

  3. Gigi_the cat lady February 10, 2016 / 10:38 am

    I’m not usually a fan of toe beans but since these are attached to this little cutie pie, I’m tickled pink about them.

    • amyliz February 10, 2016 / 1:28 pm

      I am not usually enamored of toebeans either, but I will make an exception in the case of this kitty molecule!

  4. Elaine C Williamson February 10, 2016 / 11:10 am

    What an usual color, I’ve never seen any that were 100% pink.

  5. Kay Fabe February 10, 2016 / 11:21 am

    Yes yes, but what about belleh inspection? That thing begs to be snorgled!

    • 6rabbits February 10, 2016 / 12:10 pm

      Where do I sign up as Volunteer Belleh Snorgle-ability Inspector?

  6. Jen8 February 10, 2016 / 11:48 am

    Killer cute!!! It’s a bean slay on pink Wednesday.

  7. Julie February 10, 2016 / 11:51 am

    oh my! that is a cute kitten!

  8. hilz February 10, 2016 / 12:00 pm

    Those are some bubblegum-pink little tootsies!!

  9. Flowerfanatic February 10, 2016 / 12:05 pm

    Purrfect little foots!! I wanna kiss them!! Looks like they could be used to make kitty foot imprints, they’re soooo perfectly formed.

  10. Beemoused February 10, 2016 / 2:43 pm

    OMG! Such peenkness! And so shiny!! I demand immediate delivery!

  11. Kar February 10, 2016 / 5:03 pm

    Is this little one at a shelter? Hopefully not for long.

  12. NKent February 10, 2016 / 10:21 pm

    That has to be the cutest photo ever! And coupled with the idea that little kitty is presenting his paw-paws for inspection just hurts my heart, it’s so cute.

  13. Mr. Max February 11, 2016 / 6:32 am

    OK, I know I said a few posts back that I didn’t “get” toebeans, but for this lovely little kitty and his /her wonderful toes I must amend that former statement to: “sometimes I ‘get’ toebeans, but they have to be REALLY cute and attached to an even CUTER beast”!

    • Faye March 13, 2016 / 9:54 pm

      You have evolved as a human.

  14. viola1000 February 11, 2016 / 7:05 am

    Those beans look totally unreal, as if they are made of candy 😀

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