It Was Him or Me!

I arrived just in time, and found the bear sitting motionless in the corner, something they always do before they attack. Well, I wasn’t about to get caught with my pants down, no ma’am — I sunk my fangs into that monster and brought it down before it could carry out its evil plans! So don’t stand there looking down at me with that “oh, you!” look on your face. I just saved your life! You’re welcome.


Eviscerated, by docoverachiever, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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15 thoughts on “It Was Him or Me!

  1. debg February 16, 2016 / 11:30 am

    Steven Colbert applauds you, pupster.

      • debg February 16, 2016 / 12:58 pm

        I still laugh at the memory of his Mini Threat Down over Knut (RIP, baby).

      • Mr. Max February 17, 2016 / 12:26 am

        Colbert rocks, whether in his present role or his previous blowhard alter ego.

    • allein February 16, 2016 / 11:53 am

      Nice. 🙂

  2. bossyterriers February 16, 2016 / 11:59 am

    we usually go for the spontaneous combustion defense. lol

  3. AJ February 16, 2016 / 12:00 pm

    That look says it all, “I’m not sorry and I’d so do it again!”

  4. ^oo^ February 16, 2016 / 12:27 pm

    Stupid bear won’t have the guts to do that again…

  5. Faye February 16, 2016 / 1:11 pm

    Tastes like chicken!!

    • Saffron February 16, 2016 / 2:28 pm

      WIN 😀

  6. Mr. Max February 17, 2016 / 12:29 am

    I was housesitting for some friends who had a Doberman who was NOT allowed on their bed. One day I didn’t latch the bedroom door quite hard enough, and came home to find their teddy bear, who WAS allowed in the bed, in a similar state of dismemberment. Instead of looking guilty, however, the dog gave me her best “F U” face and stomped off haughtily to sit on the couch.

    • Faye February 17, 2016 / 1:09 am

      Dog: finally!!

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