“No! No, I say! Take me not from this hallowed place! Depart, and leave me that I may spend my last lingering hours under the warm blue sky, hearing the laughter of the children at play! For this is my true home, the place where my spirit was meant to… Wait, you have treats? Swell, let’s ditch this dump, it was getting too hot anyway.”
I get a sense this dog loves ham, Murray C.