Make America Bleat Again

“I love seeing all you sheep! I get the best sheep at my rallies, they’re yuuge! The rallies, I mean, not the sheep. Well, the sheep too, but it’s OK because you’re all gonna get fleeced, and then you’re gonna feel great. So much lighter. You’re gonna get bored from all the fleecing, that’s how much I’m gonna fleece you. Now let’s all chant the call-and-response loyalty oath.”

Submitterated by loyal campaign worker Thérèse B.

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31 thoughts on “Make America Bleat Again

  1. allein April 25, 2016 / 4:23 pm

    Much cuter than the folks at an actual Trump rally!

    • Julia April 25, 2016 / 4:45 pm

      Smarter, too.

    • debg April 25, 2016 / 5:00 pm

      Seriously.

  2. Clairdelune April 25, 2016 / 4:38 pm

    THIS is just the funniest thing EVER! Love it! NTMTOM, you outdid yourself with this one. It deserves to become a classic. The only thing missing is a large mutton with a red comb-over. Am still giggling. 😀

    • Smartypants April 25, 2016 / 5:20 pm

      “Nobody likes my opponent. Nobody. They all think he’s just a ba-a-a-a-d guy.”

  3. birdcage April 25, 2016 / 4:42 pm

    Is the sheep out in front some kind of ring leader?

    • 6rabbits April 26, 2016 / 7:44 am

      Sheep in front does not appear to be responding with the others–she’s too cool to follow the crowd!

      • Catwhisperer April 26, 2016 / 11:20 am

        She’s a Bernie supporter.

        • 6rabbits April 26, 2016 / 6:28 pm

          Yea! A Bernie-supporting sheep!🇺🇸

  4. Murray C. April 25, 2016 / 4:47 pm

    Are you sheepish? You don’t LOOK sheepish.

  5. Lurkingduck April 25, 2016 / 4:52 pm

    “Vote for me?”
    “Nahahah.”
    Ever been dissed by a sheep?

  6. Chris April 25, 2016 / 5:31 pm

    Baa – ram – ewe! Bar – ram- ewe!

  7. Faye April 25, 2016 / 6:35 pm

    It’s a movement. It’s Eeewwweeege!!

    Hilarious and surprisingly accurate.

    • Murray C. April 25, 2016 / 8:29 pm

      Hee, hee, I read that as “eeee- weeee- geeee.

      • Faye April 25, 2016 / 9:39 pm

        That too!

    • Murray C. April 25, 2016 / 8:28 pm

      Yes, that was so great. It’s amazing how cows respond to music. Rabbits not so much. I’m a singer and my rabbits head for cover when I sing. Everybody’s a critic.

      • hilz April 26, 2016 / 10:14 am

        One of my cats used to hide under the couch when I’d sing… but I am most definitely not a singer and can understand her fear 🙁

        • Murray C. April 26, 2016 / 11:56 am

          😄

  8. amyliz April 25, 2016 / 7:10 pm

    NTMTOM, you have channeled the Donald perfectly! Hilarious! I need laughs like this to get through this ridiculous campaign!

    • Murray C. April 25, 2016 / 8:30 pm

      Amen.

  9. Laura April 25, 2016 / 9:05 pm

    That reminds me of many years ago, in the dim and distant past, when one of my elderly relatives kept turkeys. Domestic turkeys have to be THE dumbest birds that ever walked on two legs, but they would respond just like these sheep. “Say hi to Laura!” “Gobble gobble gobble!” Etc. It was quite impressive to a young ‘un.

    But the sheep are far more unexpected, which makes them much funnier. And then your perfect capture of The Donald’s speech pattern just seals the deal, Mike! Maybe YOU should run for Prez!

  10. Benvolio April 25, 2016 / 10:43 pm

    Reminds me of conversations with my cat Rosie…

    “What do you want, sweetie?”
    “MROW”
    “How about a treat?”
    “MROW”
    “A banana, maybe?”
    “MROW”
    “Hot fudge sundae with extra sprinkles?”
    “MROW”

    Obviously one of us needs a translator.

    • allein April 25, 2016 / 11:13 pm

      I’m sure she was telling you to have that hot fudge sundae.

      • Benvolio April 25, 2016 / 11:36 pm

        I’m sure you’re right. And who am I to argue with a cat? 😉

        • allein April 26, 2016 / 8:14 am

          Never argue with a cat.

  11. murkle46 April 25, 2016 / 11:31 pm

    “The sheep’s a liar!”

    • Catwhisperer April 26, 2016 / 11:21 am

      HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

  12. Faye April 26, 2016 / 12:55 pm

    Collusion.

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