A Lab in Every Lab

Are you looking for a rewarding career? Why not train for a job as a Lab Technician at Allied Vocational and Obedience School? In less than six months, you can qualify for a high-paying job in medical research. We’ll also teach you to shake hands, so you can ace your first job interview.

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Just who we need for our anti-flea research unit, Ray B. Via Imgur.

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27 thoughts on “A Lab in Every Lab

    • debg June 7, 2016 / 3:48 pm

      Reminds me of the lab mix we had in my childhood. Smokey would eat anything, including a bag of concrete mix sitting in the garage. That wasn’t pretty.

      • Faye June 7, 2016 / 4:40 pm

        Oh wow! My lab, Bucky Barnes, only chews food, bones or toys. However, his focus on food is astonishing. He’s the first lab I know. I was totally caught off guard.

  1. allein June 7, 2016 / 2:56 pm

    How much does it pay to be the one who carries him from one piece of equipment to another all day? I might consider a career change.

    • mariana June 7, 2016 / 3:27 pm

      heck, I’d do it for free!

    • Phred's Mom June 8, 2016 / 2:09 pm

      I will come out of retirement .

  2. Ricky's Mom June 7, 2016 / 4:18 pm

    In addition to the lab technician, I assume there’s also a cat to do the scanning.

  3. Duckie June 7, 2016 / 4:29 pm

    I’m trying to figure out if you meant to do something with the initials for the school: AVOS.

  4. Emmberrann June 7, 2016 / 4:33 pm

    What if you’re a Goldie? Does that mean you gotta work at Ft.Knox?

    • Faye June 7, 2016 / 4:41 pm

      Nice.

  5. Faye June 7, 2016 / 4:42 pm

    Wiener Dogs. Just saying.

    • Faye June 7, 2016 / 5:26 pm

      Cute.

    • Haha June 7, 2016 / 7:58 pm

      Pee-l in DeGrassi Tyson

      • allein June 7, 2016 / 8:01 pm

      • allein June 7, 2016 / 8:08 pm

        Isaac Chewton
        Linus Pawling
        Snarl Sagan
        Pee-air Curie
        Grrwin Schroedinger

        • hilz June 8, 2016 / 10:56 am

          Jonas Walk (DID YOU SAY WALK?!)

          • allein June 8, 2016 / 11:01 am

            The guy who made the (water) bowlio vaccine?

      • Murray C. June 7, 2016 / 10:50 pm

        And they use Pee-Tree dishes and Bun-scent burners. (my brain is mush today)

        LOVE Neil DeGrrrasse Tyson! Good laugher. So cute.

        • Haha June 8, 2016 / 2:33 am

          The Labrador in the Laboratory who is a Laboratory technician, wears a Lab coat whose own coat is a Labrador’s coat.
          So, the Lab in the Lab is a Lab who wears 2 Lab coats.

          • Haha June 8, 2016 / 2:38 am

  6. Kar June 7, 2016 / 10:23 pm

    Kind of thinking we need a #DistractingCute tag.

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