“Looks like you’re gonna make a stir-fry! See youย got your carrots, your onions, your broccoli, your snow peas… I’m not much into veggies, really. More of a meat-eater. Cat, yaย know. Don’t happen to see any meat, though. That’s kinda odd…”
Via Imgur.
Doesn’t everyone know it can be difficult to wok a cat?
*snert* ๐
That was worthy of 260Oakley!!! **Loud applause***
A google image search for “wok a cat” seems to indicate that wokking a cat is actually quite easy.
It also indicates that there is a flavor of cat food called On the Cat Wok ๐ :
Ooooohh. Lookit all the pretty oranges.
Don’t eat it! The orange ones are poisonous!
Just a leetle nom, nom, nom.
And a leetle peench.
Yummmm, butter.
I’ve been saying that for years. Nobody believes me.
I believe you.
Okay, is this a reference to something or am I to take it at face value?????
As far as I know, it’s just an I Can Has Cheezburger thing. There’s also this one,
but I like the dramatic dedness of the other kitty above (plus he looks like my Stripes when he was little). I don’t know which one came first.
Fold the ears gently into the mixture – don’t want to deflate the mood.
Who else heard this lady’s voice for Murray C’s comment?
FABulous. Love that lady.
Kitten lo mein? They can play with the noodles.
Uh, waiter? My food is playing with my food…
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3 downvotes?! People are strange.
That’s OK. If people aren’t happy with something, I want to know about it. I don’t just want positive feedback.
For some it may be difficult to separate this from the issue in some countries where they eat cats and dogs and all the petitions that arrive in inboxes praying they won’t.
Well. That puts a new twist on “they’re so cute I’m going to eat them up!” Pass the salt, please.
Please, the fish sauce!?
No touchy da fishy (sauce)! ๐
My favorite!
That looks like dessert to me. Too sweet for a main course. Kitten Brรปlรฉe a la Marmi. Yumm!
Creamsicle kitty!
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Love the look of those Scottish Folds. Maybe the down votes did not know that is how they look and thought the kitten was upset?
I certainly hope so. I cannot think of any other rational reason to downvote such adorableness.
What an adorable face! I’ll get you some noms, little one??
I think if you were really going to eat a cat, you wouldn’t post a cute pic of it with a filter on the internet.
I tell my dogs that I want to eat them all the time. Of course, they are chihuahua so they hear that all the time.
I always say dogs are delicious when I see one. I can’t wait to rub scritch scratch or eat it all up with hugs and kisses.
I always wondered why people (myself and my mother included!) would look at a baby or other very young animal and say, “Oooo, I want to eat you up” or “I could eat you with a spoon”. Strange reaction – but deelish is deelish!?
I know, I always look at my dog and think “I want to put his whole head in my mouf” .
Hmmm, leading one to think you either have a large mouth or a small dog. Request pictures!!!!
And speaking of delicious little beasties, this one was born the size of a potato tho’ they didn’t say what kind.
https://www.thedodo.com/baby-goat-first-day-outside-1605358022.html?utm_source=The+Dodo+Newsletter&utm_campaign=31408232ff-06_09_2016_NL&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_4342b46fc5-31408232ff-142458645
There’s actually some science on that…
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-we-want-to-bite-cute-things-like-adorable-newborn-babies/
Thank you Allein for this. I guess this may explain my urge to sniff baby’s heads and the edible thing with cute things. I guess I have a ‘healthy’ relationship with my limbic system? :S
Fresh-bathed baby head is one of the best smells. ๐
I remember that from my baby-sitting days. It was the less-than-wonderful things I remember from then that convinced me to remain childless.?
Speaking of popping cuteness into our mouths …. I used to work with a colleague who had been a French chef in a former life. And he knew I loved my parrot so every morning, to get under my skin, he’d email me a different recipe featuring parrot as an ingredient. Braised Parrot with Sugar Snap Peas. Ginger Soy Parrot Breast on Rice. Buffalo-Style Parrot Wings with Bleu Cheese Dip and Crudite. Sauteed Supreme of Parrot with Avocado Salsa and Quinoa. (It was intended as, and taken as, a joke – he was truthfully an animal lover himself.) Anyway, I took to emailing him back photos of my parrot standing in various saute pans, surrounded by veggies or cooking utensils, as if I was trying his recipes each evening after work. It shut him up when he realized it wasn’t bothering me.
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Epic!
? I get lots of comments about rabbit stew.
I would really stuff /devour this kitten…..believe it or not, in Hungarian (not to be mixed with Kardashian or Targaryan ๐ they say they would stuff something that is adorable or cute. Literally, a cute baby, cat or dog is “meant to be stuffed”. Germans also use the verb stuff to express their love :).
Aww, languages are special creatures. ๐
So if I lean back in my chair having eaten a surfeit of Wiener schnitzel and say “I’m stuffed” I’m expressing self love????
Yes. Yes you are!
?Oh, good.