Ladies and gentlemen, reader Carol H. has the floor:
The world is a sad sad place these days. Sometimes it’s hard to get through the day with all the bad news, work difficulties, health shtuff, etc. Basically, life sucks.
So what do I do when life sucks? Well I huff-a-doodle! Never huffed a doodle before? You oughta try it. It’s an instant high, and you don’t have to worry about getting gold paint all over your face. Maybe just the errant doodle hair up your nose, but that’s certainly manageable.
Mug shot via The Smoking Gun.