Mr. Frog Will See You Now

Thank you for coming. As you know, it is our policy at Amalgamated Ribbit to promote exceptional talent from within whenever we find it. And so I am pleased to inform you that you have been promoted to Regional Head Fly-Thwapper for the Tri-Counties region, based upon your superior oral protuberance abilities.

That sounds so much more professional than “that thing you do with your tongue.”

Smile, by samit4me, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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15 thoughts on “Mr. Frog Will See You Now

  1. allein 🌼 September 2, 2016 / 3:50 pm

    Promotions for “That thing you do with your tongue” is a different industry altogether.

    • debg September 2, 2016 / 4:40 pm

      Hey, it’s not that kind of website!!!!!

      • Duckie 🐥 September 2, 2016 / 5:32 pm

        I don’t know. Some of the things we see here…
        Such a clean, happy-looking frog. Is that a tattoo on his right front foreleg?
        Hey, Mike, what happened to my original I Only? It used to be yellow. Now I look like someone else!

        • allein 🌼 September 2, 2016 / 5:42 pm

          Lol…it does look like a tattoo, doesn’t it? (It’s a watermark. If you zoom in you can see the photographer’s name and, I believe, a copyright date, which I can’t quite read.)

        • Not That Mike The Other Mike September 2, 2016 / 5:53 pm

          Duckie, if you’re talking about your commenting icon, I don’t know how those change. I always steer people wondering about this to Gravatar (, where they can create a free account that will allow them to choose their own icon for this and many other websites.

          • 6rabbits September 3, 2016 / 9:46 am

            Highly recommend creating your own, Duckie. Sometimes if you comment from a new device the random icon will change, your gravitar won’t.🙃

  2. Julie September 2, 2016 / 5:36 pm

    If only all performance reviews were conducted by a talking frog.

  3. JLM September 2, 2016 / 5:52 pm

    OMG…that is the cutest frog I have ever seen!! He looks like he’s smiling! And I love his beautiful green color. Totes adorbs!

  4. Smartypants September 2, 2016 / 9:23 pm

    His parking space has a custom sign – “Unauthorized vehicles will be toad.”

    • allein 🐾 September 2, 2016 / 9:30 pm

      • fkaWaldenPond September 3, 2016 / 1:07 am

        Haaa! Well, it is now ‘toad’ –BUT at least they don’t have to spend time with the *cough, yack, spit* lovely people who serve you at the towed car compound.

      • 6rabbits September 3, 2016 / 9:51 am

        I am stunned! If my nephew had seen this as a kid he would have been over the moon! He was totally obsessed with frogs and toads!🐸

    • Julie September 3, 2016 / 9:13 am

      Ha ha ha!!!

    • 6rabbits September 3, 2016 / 9:47 am


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