My associate and I represent the Worldwide Church of Kermitology, and we’d like to share with you the beauty and truth that is Kermit the Frog. As host of The Muppet Show, Kermit is the central figure among a cast of zany characters, proving he is the center of our chaotic universe. Just as Kermit brings balance to the conflicting forces of The Pig and The Bear and The Thing With the Curvy Nose, so too can he bring order to your life.
Via Reddit.
Now these are some religion-peddlers I’d let in the house! (I might not let them out, though.)
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Left kitty says (quietly, sadly), “Why would you do this to us?”
Right kitty says “You will pay for this!”
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Craving tea now for some reason…
Hey Mike…not post-related, but I haven’t gotten any email notifications from the site since Tuesday? I even tried the “Subscribe by email” box and button on the bottom of the page but all I get is a message saying that my email address has *unsubscribed* from email notifications??!…which I didn’t do. Going into WP hasn’t helped either…Still following Cutetropolis as before. Any ideas or help?? Sorry to clog up your post thread with this?
No problem, I’ll check it out.
April: I have removed your name and email address from the Email Notifications list. Please resubscribe by using the box in the sidebar, and then watch your mail to see if you begin getting notifications again. Also, check the “spam” or “junk mail” folder in your email software to see if notifications are there.
Tried to sign back up, but all I got was this:
The email address has opted out of subscription emails.
You can manage your preferences at subscribe.wordpress.com
And now WP doesn’t know who I am? My spam filters are off….
OK, I will look into this. I’m sorry you’re having this experience.
April, you may have done this already but worth a shot if you haven’t– clear your browsing history or was it Allein, Faye, Debg or Murray C. sorry if I mis- recalled you?! who ‘cleared their cookies’? (The expression you used cracked me up.)
I cleared my cookies but that was a different issue. For the record, I am not having any problems with receiving emsils..
I had that “cookie” issue too a little while back and clearing the history took care of it. This appears to be different. I turned my spam filter off. I even went into my mail provider settings and set up a filter to specifically allow @wordpress.com emails and still the same above message when I try re-signing up for post emails. Frustrating….
Where do I sign up? Kermitology might be The Way. Can’t be worse. What do I have to lose? (sneak) (no disrespect to Kermi)
You just have to be sure you’re not being disrespectful to FSM if you sign up with Kermie. Not that he/she/it would mind, I suspect — after all, Kermie needs all the support he can get because, as we all know, it’s not easy being green….
We just need to find the rainbow connection and it’ll all be good.
Someday…
At the very least it’s green.
Some Kermitologist go just too far with it …
Oh, crap, what WERE they THINKING?????? Probably did it for St.Patrick’s Day.
SAY, do you know what’s 5 miles long, got 500,000 legs and an a****le every 3 feet?
A ST. Patrick’s Day Parade! (Hey, I’m Irish, I can get away with this )?
??? ?
(Hey, I married a Carroll, I can get away with laughing at it )
Just…why???
I’m fairly sure this is photoshopped – even the shadows are green!
I’ve been a member of the Church of Kermitology for years now! I have the ping pong ball eyes to prove it.
I do have to say, my original recruiters weren’t nearly so cute!
Yay!! *Kermitflail*
I would join this cult.
Oh those faces! The expressions crack me up!
Bwahaha! I have no idea what the heck is supposed to be going on in that pic, but their looks and faces crack me up.
Watch out for the one on the right, Kitten-Dresser-Upper. It’s got great big pointy teef!