Come as You Were

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Have you ever wondered who you were in a past life? Prominent metaphysicists believe that our souls have inhabited many bodies throughout history: kings, pirates — sometimes even animals. Now you and your friends can see who you were with PastSelfie™, the revolutionary new temporal visualizer from NTMTOMCO! Simply frame your subject in the viewfinder, enter the desired time range, and see you and your friends as you really were! Hours of fun at parties! Just $599.99! Order now!*

I was a swimsuit model? Dang, I must have died young.

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9 thoughts on “Come as You Were”

  1. Ms Can Opener January 2, 2017 / 8:40 am

    But wait. Order within the next 15 minutes and get the second one free. Just pay shipping and handling. (I am a gullible idiot.)

  2. Gigi the cat lady January 2, 2017 / 9:00 am

    From NTMTOMCO just $599.99 or 12 easy payments of $55.00 a month! (I am a gullible idiot)

  3. Smartypants January 2, 2017 / 9:34 am

    FREE – Brooklyn Bridge included, but you must order now! Just pay separate processing fee. Supplies are limited.

  4. Ricky's Mom January 2, 2017 / 10:23 am

    Send your payment right way to DEWEY, CHEETHAM & HOWE, Car Talk Plaza, Box 3500 Harvard Square, Cambridge, MA (Our Fair City) 02238.

  5. debg January 2, 2017 / 10:52 am

    Laughing so hard I’m crying, at the post and all its wonderful comments.

    • Murray C. January 2, 2017 / 11:03 am

      Moi aussi.

      • AJ January 2, 2017 / 12:02 pm

        Me three! How does he (Mike) do this everyday???!!! The puns, the stories, the sheer ridunckolous of every post PLUS finding the qte, he is a GENIUS. Thank you Mike for my daily dose of fun in this not so fun world.

        • Amyliz January 2, 2017 / 12:14 pm

          I know, right? Only our fearless leader, Mike, could look at that picture and come up that “ad”! Mike, your mind works in wonderful and mysterious ways and we are grateful!

  6. allein ? January 2, 2017 / 11:30 am

    I prefer kitty in her current form…

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