Gentle readers, I must announce that I have suffered a recent business setback. My chain of Kitty Kreamery milk shops has lost money ever since it was launched. I thought it would be a sure-fire success — milk shops staffed by irresistible kittens — but my accounting team tells me the stores are bleeding red ink due to product theft. I just don’t understand it — who would be heartless enough to steal milk from sweet, innocent kittens?
— Cats of Instagram (@catsofinstagram) February 23, 2017
Via Cats of Instagram on Twitter.