Don’t do it! You have so much to live for! Things like, uh… operating the can opener! You love that, don’t you? And spooning food into bowls, that’s so rewarding! And cleaning the litter box! Oh, what I wouldn’t give for the sense of purpose and fulfillment that comes with that noble responsibility! Now get out of there before you do something I’m going to regret!
Cats are so selfless, Gigi the cat lady.