My Hairbrush Wants to Kill Me

“(OK, need to stay calm here. My hairbrush isn’t supposed to walk around like that, but obviously it is, so… What does it want from me? Did I do something, say something? Was there a particularly stressful detangling moment that I’m not aware of? Think, man, think!)”

Suspensefully submitted by Andrew Y., and you can learn more about this odd couple at RocketNews24.

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9 thoughts on “My Hairbrush Wants to Kill Me

  1. Gigi the cat lady May 3, 2017 / 9:01 am

    It’s even funnier with the sound on, I love the noise of the dog’s paws scratching on the tatami every time he jumps around.

  2. allein 🐾 May 3, 2017 / 9:15 am

    I love when he kinda flops himself down on the floor…”No, no, I’m just imagining things, it’s not really–…oh god it’s coming at me again!”

    I think your hairbrush just wants to cuddle.

  3. Shan May 3, 2017 / 9:58 am

    I love when he tries to sniff the haribrushes butt! Prickly butt! LOL!

  4. Shan May 3, 2017 / 9:59 am

    I love when he tries to sniff the haribrushes butt! Prickly hindquarters! LOL!

  5. Duckie 🐥 May 3, 2017 / 11:42 am

    It’s the new exercise ball for lazy pet owners!
    Just set this toy on the floor, and it will cause your pet to self-exercise! No more worrying about your dog being too lazy to play. This ball will force him to get up and move! He won’t have to chase the ball; it will chase him! Hours of exercise for your pet, hours of loafing laughter for you.
    (I know Mike would have done a MUCH better job with this than I did.)

    • Catwhisperer May 3, 2017 / 1:09 pm

      I don’t know, Duckie. That was pretty darn good!

    • Starfish May 3, 2017 / 3:40 pm

      I dunno, I think that’s some pretty good NOMTOM, Co. spokespersoning, Duckie. Now if only they made something like that for humans…

  6. sumo-mermaid May 3, 2017 / 12:42 pm

    I think I like it…except when it touches me.

  7. Murray C May 3, 2017 / 5:26 pm

    That is a singularly imperturbable hedgie – I guess when you have that many prickles you can feel mighty secure in most circumstances.

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