The ancient theologian Meowmonides devoted his life to his Giant Paw theory of the cosmos, which held that the Earth is merely a shiny ball in endless space, set in motion by the unseen Giant Paw, which sometimes whaps too hard and causes earthquakes.
Makes sense.
That explains so much about my life.
And my family…
And is this Giant Paw up in the sky silently judging us right now?
It got distracted by Saturn and left earth to descend into chaos with no one at the wheel.
Will we notice the difference?
Or maybe it left a sheep at the wheel!
Okay, usually I don’t bring politics into this forum but can’t resist and explains so much. That’s how come Trump managed to get elected, the Great Giant Paw was distracted and no one was at the wheel!
The comic series Sandman starts with an man trying to use a seance to summon Death to hold her hostage in exchange for immortality. He screws up and gets Dream instead and just leaves him trapped in the summoning circle. All the nightmares promptly escape from Dream’s domain into the mortal realm. Immediately after, WW1 starts. I think about that comic a lot when I read the news.
I’d like to find out who did the summoning recently and tell them to knock it off.
Somewhere, Douglas Adams is smiling.
I wonder what Rene Deschats thought of that theory.