Lucretia crawled from the ocean onto the burning sands of an uncharted island. In the distance the bow of the S.S. Deadweight sank and was gone. She had only one chance: To write a message in the sand large enough to be seen from the a passing airplane. However, her plan had one fatal flaw: she couldn’t spell.
Maybe Gilligan can adopt her, Cheryl S.
You mean this isn’t Ginger?
I’m identifying with the clam. It’s thinking Whuh??? What’s the chance? Why me?
I know! Dog is hysterically funny, but at the same time, poor old clam …
Poor Lucretia. Now which one is she – the doggy or the clam?? I’m so confused, I first thought it was the clam but after reading again and then seeing the comments has made me reassess the whole situation. Nevermind, it’s adorable no matter who’s Lucretia. Or maybe they take turns??
Lucretia Borkgia?
Clam bad shroom trip.
Her only hope is a rescue party that can’t read. 🆘