“Hi, I’m Kemberly, with an extra ‘E’ because I’m so extra! You’re gonna love it here! We have our team-building karaoke night on Wednesday, and sometimes Becky brings her famous homemade kibble for the break room.”
I’d never get anything done, Andrew Y.
Full resume at link:
His resume includes: will always chase tennis balls and rip them up after, often has leaves/sticks stuck in his fur, sounds like a gremlin but plays well with others, excellent nap taker, loves to cuddle and steal blankets, loves to play fetch in any bodies of water, great at ripping apart any and all stuffed animals even if they were kind of expensive and then leave the stuffing everywhere, great at alerting humans of potential danger even when there isn’t, decent at howling, loves attention, especially good at eating.
10/10, would hire.
Allein, would those gremlin sounds be similar to a hungry otter?
Peeps, Ima whine here. Too hot too fast.
Whine complete. Have a fantastic day.
I dunno…
Gremlins scared me. I’ve never seen the whole movie.
Never wanted to.
Sorry to hear about the weather Duckie and whine away. We’re about to experience the same phenomenon. It’s upper 60s today, 70 tomorrow. Then Sunday it’s going to hit 87! 😲 It’s only April peeps! Let’s us enjoy Spring before dumping Summer on us.
We had snow last night in Colorado. After weeks of warm but not weather. There’s always a snowstorm in April.
He’s hired!!!!! S/he is beyond adorable, I can’t even make coherent sentences.
If I had coworkers like this maybe I wouldn’t retired.
Kemberly is very enthusiastic. And cute.
Has a bright, appealing attitude and likes ABBA? The perfect co-worker!