From the Case Files of C. Ernst Klemphepper, Pet Psychologist

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Subject 139-A, female dachshund, answers to [REDACTED]: After frequent viewings of Arctic nature documentaries, subject suffers from delusion that she is a sea lion. Insists on being dressed in sleek black onesie. Subtle change in dialect from “arf, arf” to “arp, arp.” Can balance ball on nose. Will only eat fish.

dachshund in black sweater
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m just doing it for the fish. (Reddit)
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9 thoughts on “From the Case Files of C. Ernst Klemphepper, Pet Psychologist”

  1. Leigh July 28, 2021 / 1:20 pm

    Mike, you are a genius!

  2. AJ July 28, 2021 / 2:11 pm

    Rolling on floor!! The hovertext did me in. And that earnest look, she does bear a striking resemblance to a seal.

  3. fkaWaldenPond July 28, 2021 / 2:16 pm

    What a stylish seal!

  4. Dulcie July 28, 2021 / 3:29 pm

    I can just hear the “ARP ARP” 😊

  5. Debg July 28, 2021 / 9:52 pm

    Earsies are too big. Otherwise I buy it.

  6. ^oo^ July 28, 2021 / 10:55 pm

    So long (really) and thanks for the fish…

    • AJ July 29, 2021 / 1:08 am

      Oh my goodness!! I’ll buy that story, she looks so much like a baby seal. What a sweet face. And can’t go without booping the noisicle.

    • DEBG July 29, 2021 / 9:17 am

      Bibi!!!!

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