Is your cat bored all day? Find her a job! Feline employment can be stimulating for your cat and profitable for you. Of course, most jobs require computer skills, so get your cat started with one of these laptops with mouse and scratch pad.
Did you know that club DJs can bring home hundreds of dollars a night? If your cat likes to scratch, hook him up with this old-school kitty turntable and watch the money rock-and-roll in.
Civic-minded cats may opt for a career in public service, such as police officers or firefighters. Just imagine the pride you’ll feel when your cat arrives on the scene in her very own cardboard fire truck.
And perhaps your cat will land the ultimate cool job: astronaut! With rigorous training in this space pod simulator, your cat can become the thing most of us wanted to be as kids, bringing home a sweet paycheck plus lucrative endorsement deals!
Since before the beginning of the dawn of prehistory, creatures have been fixated on the subject of food. Some sought food, others became food, but all were implements in Earth’s primeval kitchen.
Some, such as the Ladlesaurus, swam calmly in the primordial stew, grazing on nearby trees.
But the most feared was the Pastasaurus Rex, whose deadly teeth plunged into the boiling spaghetti seas to feast.
Equally fearsome on land, this beast chased down all of the smaller creatures who didn’t measure up, making him Earth’s first form of portion control.
As the eons passed, however, many of these massive reptiles evolved into modern-day birds, such as the humble nesting chicken, who provided a measured solution to the age-old conundrum: which came first, the chicken or the egg?
You may not live in a fairy tale cottage, and the dwarfs you work with may be of the intellectual variety, but there is one thing you can share with the original Disney heroine: an army of cute woodland creatures to help you do your job.
Sure, you can count on your dog — but can your dog count? Help your pet develop valuable number skills with the MathMutt Dog Abacus. Simple sliding pucks will help your dog perform calculations such as: What is my age in dog years? If I have three dog yummies and Ralph has four, does that mean they love Ralph more than me? Soon your dog will be able to solve even complex dogmatic equations. Order now!